Time to get Bilingual !!!! Órale Raza... lets check this Sex Quotes a bird sent ...
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy...Tom Clancy
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither...Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand...Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night...Rodney Dangerfield
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading... Steve Jobs
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch....Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is....Barbara Bush
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place...Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful...Robert de Niro
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house...Rod Stewart
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time...Robin Williams
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope...George Burns
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